be_attractive

	Are you as ATTRACTIVE as you should be?
		Mistaken for someone famous.
		Looks good in orange.
		Higher.
		Found in parking lot.
		Squirrelly, wiry.
		Fondled often, kissed often.
		Hair line correct.
		Cashmere stocking.
		Facial impurities.
		Bleaches, waxes, colors.
		Appropriate toilet manner.
		Broken bones.
		Photographs well.
		Talks to self.
		Creates a scene.
		Cellular phone in theatre.
		Pornographic videos.
		High thread count.
		Assumes often.
		Polyurethane/leather.
		Stares blankly.
		Taken aside.
		"Bitch."
		Inappropriate solicitations.
		Returns next morning.