[smartwentcrazy.] = High Culture for Low Brows.
Just in case you are new to this site you
might want to go ahead and start right
almost always, the bulk of this site is barely functional. I know that I
should just scrap the whole thing and start from scratch but I never seem to
be able to conjure up the guts to just go ahead with such a plan. I always
feel more comfortable when things are a little awkward.
I dunno. [Res ipsa loquitur.]
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