[smartwentcrazy.] = High Culture for Low Brows.



Just in case you are new to this site you might want to go ahead and start right HERE.
[Lately it seems like that section is what a lot of people are wanting to look at in the first place.]

And, as almost always, the bulk of this site is barely functional. I know that I should just scrap the whole thing and start from scratch but I never seem to be able to conjure up the guts to just go ahead with such a plan. I always feel more comfortable when things are a little awkward.

I dunno. [Res ipsa loquitur.]

  Burning Man.  
  Basquiat. Abecedaria.
  A Young Man's Primer on How to Attain the Leisure Class.  
  Anti-Product. [Broken back-up but being fixed.]  


52 Weeks. Sweet Chocolate. Golden Eternity.
  Stop That.    
  Bad Craziness.      




[Last updated on Saturday, July 19, 2008 at 09:46:18 AM]





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